How about a good golf joke, do you have one?
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December 7th, 2008 by
The Golfer
Frankly Frank asked:
I was at the doctor for a check up, I was only 31 years old at the time. The doctor said to me, Look, let me tell what will happen to you, your overweight and most likely always have been, I said that is true. He said, your smoke cigarettes, I said for most of my life. He said, you are going to about 40-45 years old, one day you will be out on the golf course, you’ll be about to swing the club and BANG, you will drop over dead from a heart attack.
I was at the doctor for a check up, I was only 31 years old at the time. The doctor said to me, Look, let me tell what will happen to you, your overweight and most likely always have been, I said that is true. He said, your smoke cigarettes, I said for most of my life. He said, you are going to about 40-45 years old, one day you will be out on the golf course, you’ll be about to swing the club and BANG, you will drop over dead from a heart attack.
I said NO WAY doc, how can you say that?
He looked at me as though I were crazy for doubting him. I said look doc, I don’t even golf!
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December 12th, 2008 at 1:05 am
The good thing about playing golf is that when you get to hit people with your ball.